Thursday, September 6, 2012

Blue eyes and spitfire (you know the rest)

Maybe you're really exhausted when it's hour 13 and you've just finished writing tasting profiles for bottled fucking water (ps are you serious? It tastes like hydration, losers) or maybe it just isn't a funny joke to tell someone you need pairings & taste notes for ketchup, because they're tired and stressed and they'll do it because deadpan jokes sound different from actual orders EXACTLY NEVER.

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