Friday, November 30, 2012

"'Im in' always has better stories".

Love you twiiiiiiinnnnn

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Show me something magical, show me delicate lace frost and the permanence of desire.
"Your nails were starting to get a little suburban divorcee".

Sunday, November 25, 2012

My autobiography will be called A Lifetime In Red Pants. Alternately, How Red Trousers Changed My Life. Alternately, Little Red and Her Party Pants.

Honey we came to dance

It's no tiny show in Brooklyn, but it is my favourite band with my best girlfriend. And then Trusty Chords to follow, and a little sneeze of what waking dreams can be.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Reference

Quilts, manic office hours, latch hook rug, quiet reading, $$$, Juelz Juelz Juelz Juelz, cozied up, huffs of warm breath, soft prickles; like blue spruce, tiny ornaments, envelopes of body, shared spaces, lone wolves, empty pages, full thoughts, trusty chords, midday breakfast, greasy eggs, warm oven, cinnamon and vanilla, peace. Quiet. Time.
My entire instagram feed is puppies.


Which is to say, I have achieved Internet-nirvana.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Things I Want (a list)

- time off
- a bunny
- new yoga pants (only to be worn in comfort and priv-acee of my own home)
- time to pick up my sewing machine
- visa to mail me the statement that says I owe them NOTHING (!!!!!!)
- a manicure (will shortly be upgraded to "need")
- more sleep
- my wine opener (maybe on Tyler's desk? Hard to say)
- spa appt
- black blazer
- one half slice bumble berry pie with caramel vanilla ice cream
- the time to make a bumble berry pie
- just, more time

Monday, November 12, 2012

Happy birthday to one of the best people I know! Crustwell, you little gem. To the next ten years of friendship (I hope, cause I've got your name tattooed on me, sooooo...)!

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Hi!

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Crowning glory.

When people say "count your blessings" I am like "each individual hair?"
It is flattering to the extreme to have Chef put a lobster chowdah on the menu and specify that it is in tribute to my New England roots.

Now maybe next time we go out after service, I won't drunkenly debate football (IM SO GOOD AT IT NOW) to strangers in a showing of Bostonian pride.
IM LISTENING...

Monday, November 5, 2012

Friday, November 2, 2012

NOBODY PANIC!

HERE ARE FUN THINGS TO DO IN THE SNOW:

- make snow angels (on cresswells lawn)
- snowball fights
- tobogganing
- snowboarding
- playing King of the Castle
- Krazy karpets
- burying treasure
- sliding on metal grates
- throwing Juelz into snowbanks
- hand holding in the snow
- catching snowflakes
- putting out reindeer food (more on this later)
- jumping from spot to spot so you leave as few tracks as possible
- trying to make the loudest possible crunch when you walk across packing snow
- snowmobiling!!!!

Oh god, hot chocolates in front of the fire and wool socks on our feet. Little nose buried in beard and sweaters forever.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Stress dieting 101

These pants were tailored perfectly to my body exactly one month ago. In fact, I sent them back to be slightly loosened because the bum was very...glove-like.

If only I'd known.