Friday, May 30, 2014

Saving for school is going well, take two.

"Juelz, we cannot rule out the possibility that I am wasted".

"---what?? Who said that! Me? When!"

"Overheard last night, 3:00am, while trying to make a snack".

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Saturday, May 17, 2014

mid brunch queries

"Do you wanna go home, listen to music really loud, have the windows open, and be really funny?"

" mean do I want to have a normal day at home?"

Monday, May 12, 2014

I may as well just rename my Instagram "tiny hands holding stuff"

Saturday, May 10, 2014

doing my best pre-fame lana del ray impression


blurry thaims


I mean, we've had...some beers.

It's 5am, so we're obviously making cookies to welcome everyone home with. HOORAY FOR BUDDIES!
"Id like three waffles, half a pack of nuggets and two ponies please!"

- my boss does his best impression of me

Friday, May 9, 2014

"You're such a girl. Your entire life is on hangers. If one single thing isn't hung up, your entire life sucks. Everything is awful. How many 26 year old women have a coat rack in their bedroom?"
Purse contents: two Archie comics, wallet, keys, three pairs of sunglasses, Walden, nine lipsticks, a handful of mushrooms.