Friday, May 30, 2014

Saving for school is going well, take two.


"Juelz, we cannot rule out the possibility that I am wasted".

"---what?? Who said that! Me? When!"

"Overheard last night, 3:00am, while trying to make a snack".

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Saturday, May 17, 2014

mid brunch queries

"Do you wanna go home, listen to music really loud, have the windows open, and be really funny?"

"...you mean do I want to have a normal day at home?"

Monday, May 12, 2014

I may as well just rename my Instagram "tiny hands holding stuff"

Saturday, May 10, 2014

doing my best pre-fame lana del ray impression

#saturdaynight

blurry thaims

seewhatididthere


I mean, we've had...some beers.
🙈🙊🙉

It's 5am, so we're obviously making cookies to welcome everyone home with. HOORAY FOR BUDDIES!
"Id like three waffles, half a pack of nuggets and two ponies please!"

- my boss does his best impression of me

Friday, May 9, 2014

"You're such a girl. Your entire life is on hangers. If one single thing isn't hung up, your entire life sucks. Everything is awful. How many 26 year old women have a coat rack in their bedroom?"
Purse contents: two Archie comics, wallet, keys, three pairs of sunglasses, Walden, nine lipsticks, a handful of mushrooms.