Hangin' hard on a Wednesday night with Wally & the Gilmores.

Simon moved in pretty quick.

Hi! I'm wearing make up!


(I know! I don't recognize me either!)

Messages I am expecting to receive:

"Did you seriously watch an entire season of Hey Arnold! on my Netflix?"
- Kristal

"We are terribly sorry that we did not inform you our "original" sauce recipe was modified to include an offensive amount of pepper. Our most sincere apologies, we will be returning to the original "original" recipe shortly and you shall receive a lifetime supply."
- Diana's Sauce representative

Also, secrets out: I'm just hair and whispers.

#dramatic

If anyone needs me, I will be laying on my floor listening to the Jezabels, surrounded by candles and ridiculousness.

I really need to get my nails done but that takes an hour and in half an hour Duck Dynasty starts and then after that the nail salon will be closed WHAT DO I DO