I resolve to be better.

At a party surrounded by girls who recognize each others lip colour, I wear my oversized t shirt and smile quietly into my beer, I don't know what to say to anyone.

Daily Ego Boost

Finding out your nickname at work is "Future Wife".

Thank god we have each other. There's no way anyone else thinks we're this funny.

It is seeing the little things, the tiny tidbits we offer up. Feeling them click, laying a quilted framework for skinny lines to follow.

9.37pm, just realized there is BBQ sauce on my pants.


...I haven't had anything with BBQ sauce since Monday.

Beloved by all! Hello office surprise!

3am pulled pork and pea poutine...I am as filled with self loathing as I am potatoes.

"Were you cold last night, sleeping in your little refrigerator box?"

Sassy staff and homeless hair are a hilarious mix.

Hi I'm drunk! These jeans haven't fit me in 6 years! Now they're too big! That's crayzayyyyyyy!

Gettin' cozy

Quick glances and lets talk stems, wine for lunch and little whispers.