Grow faster, grow faster, grow faster.

The tiniest of mermaids in denim & red.

stress is lessening

If I were a superhero, my superpower would be freezing things with the tip of my nose, in any weather.

WHY AM I ALWAYS COLD ALWAYS FOREVER EXCEPT THAT MY ACTUAL BODY IS A FURNACE.

My coffee just finished and I already have separation anxiety from my mug. :(

If you need me this evening, I will be stress-crying into the $47 salad bowl I bought at Whole Foods today on my 4 minute lunch-break.

Happy Sunday!

I could stomach exactly one bite.

Late night card games in the cabin, early afternoon smirks in the first booth.

And I'll tell you, he can read my bones.

braiding my hair while we wait for our Americanos.

The problem is that I am only 3 bites of food hungry ever and that is not the way portions work. You can't be like "excuse me, I would like three spoonfuls of chili, half a piece of cornbread, and two bites of apple pie, please. Oh, and a gallon of lemonade."

But everything is 42 times that size and then you're left with all this food guilt and you think about the starving kids in Africa your mom never failed to remind you about when you were 6 veggies shy of finishing dinner.

And then you're stuck with all this food and guilt and tummy ache.

Favourite Words

: noodle
: periwinkle
: cellar

oh nooooooooo it's almost 8pm and i'm coffee wasted what do i do AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHASHAOHSAHSHAHAHAhahahahahah

when you get tired of day-in and day-out calorie counting and FitnessPal entrying and exercise class visiting all to be followed by self-loathing in the shower while you tally up any flaws your physicality is responsible for (getting deep today, you guys), a nice thing to do is make brownies with freshly picked blueberries and pour yourself a glass (or 3) of (forbidden) wine.

because at the end of the day, girl-loathing is a well-established inevitability but sometimes, fuck it.

take me hoooooooooome

going home means really running in the middle of nowhere (realistically, as you can see, i am yogging and pausing every two minutes to dry-heave as a result of any type of physical exertion in 42 degree weather).

but my god, the view is nicer than the Lakeshore.

allow me now to have you imagine what me enthusiastically singing Country Roads (Me First & The Gimme Gimmes version) might sound like, and good day.

This much free time is driving me insane.

aaaaaaaaaaaand you're welcome.

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babies are so crazy!

He does dress better than I do; what would I bring to the relationship?

We don't trust mirrors so we always take polaroids.

(Have you ever stopped to think about how the entirety of Clueless is a usable quote?)

Nothin like coming home to find your boyfriend has transformed the living room into a studio and is really deep into drudgey, spacey, 70s rock.

Grab book about wiccan symbolism, notebook, and cozy up.

"I don't know, I always have fun"

"that's because a ray of sunshine follows you around 24 hours a day."