I misused 'ubiquitous' a couple of posts back and I've been stressing about it way hard but I can't bring myself to correct it in the actual post because a) that seems dishonest and b) fuck it, right? I made a mistake. LET IT GO, BRAIN.

Plus, I have bigger concerns at the moment. Like the bf being on the same continent again (you mean tights aren't pants anymore? EFF.) and the logistics of roasting a pig.